I'm gone

Lana inviting a fan to her LA show after finding out he isn’t going and how much she has helped him 

(Source: lanadelreycist, via dutchster)

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

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laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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(Source: dog360, via dutchster)

foop:

Accurate portrayal of white people

(Source: dogtongue, via ruinedchildhood)

fartgallery:

knightscrest:

*legally changes name to chirs*

chirs »> chris

first, it is easier 2 say, requires less mouth energy, more mouth energy then available for other mouth activities

second, better rhymes for chirs. chris rhymes with wrist, leaving kids free to make masturbation jokes about u. also rhymes with fist, kids will make fun of u for fisting, call u fistin’ chris

second part 2, chirs is easier to type, more fluid hand motion

third,  because i said so